I'm in a Hardcore Brand

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Hailing from bumblefuck west virginia, this all girl post-hardcore band tore it up in basement shows all across the two block radius known as berkley springs.

originally known as the mothmen prophets, these girls were an unstoppable force in the rap-rock community of WV but rap-rock was a dying sound that people could no longer tolerate.

founding member caitlyn grendelbürgher discovered TERROR when it was suggested by her girlfriend and current bassist at the time jordyn jacobs. like a phoenix from its ashes, their sound changed and have become brütal as fuck thus changing their name to the most disgusting words ever uttered… “mucinex”.

AP magazine named their song “if i had a cock i would fuck you” in their album tits for grits as one of the most inspiring female anthems in 1998.

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Paris is retarded with excitement and fear over the nation’s most notorious Christian hardcore project, Nivea. Fusing death metal influences with organ-shredding hymns, Filipe, Saint Josh and X-Christ are saving the country with big ass hits like “Perverted Conversion”.

The best shit has to be during the final song of their set, “My Body of Christ”, where they take a dump right on the stage and shove one lucky fan’s face in it while screaming, “Repent and be saved!”

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born out of the fiery pits of martha’s vineyard comes a band of hopefuls whose main purpose in life is to beat the shit out of our ear drums. comprised of two bassists (one playing heavy bass and the other HEAVIER BASS), two guitarists, a vox man and a drummer, they pioneered a sound like no other. on tour, they don’t bring their own equipment, they would just jump another touring band in the area and confiscate their shit for the night and move on. did i mention they tour on rollerblades? they tour on rollerblades.

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this band from hokkaido, japan influenced many of the hardcore bands out today including shai hulud, poison the well, number twelve looks like you and pop band simple plan. with their heavy hooks and catchy drumbeats, their album unko jesse and unko joey kill kimmy gibbler remains one of the best hardcore albums to come out of the land of the rising sun.

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one of the darkest bands to come out of montreal, canada. these four brothers were hell bent on making one of the loudest records known to man. some criticize their album “fuckin’ your ear-pussy” for being nothing but feedback and really shitty off tempo drums; however, hipster douchebag music snobs- pitchfork, did give them a good review though for being one of the most influential, experimental noise rock bands in 1995.

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when i asked the members of this band if i could post their shit and talk about their past, they told me that i can do so only if i mentioned that michael citrelli’s locksmith and barbershop is the best place to get your keys made while getting a trim down in shreveport, la. these guys were hailed as the sweetest and most brütal motherfuckers you could ever encounter. influenced by 25 ta life, these guys decided to not write any lyrics for their songs, instead, they would get a lucky member of their audience to literally beat the shit out of the singer as he held a mic to his face. all their songs were about pain and misery. every scream and growl was sincere.

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these guys come from indianapolis, indiana. these horrorXcore kids were the ones that started the saladcore revolution that promoted the eating of leafy vegetables(not to be mistaken by the greencore revo. who only faced issues that dealt with the rainforests) wrote one of the heaviest and fastest album in the late 90s called “doom stains.” my chemical romance quoted them as one of their influences. when asked at an interview gerard way, singer of mcr would talk endlessly about jerking off into a sock while listening to doom stains to get inspiration.

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hate to post another tragedy but these guys were brütal to the core. hailing from south beach, florida, these assholes were doing an east coast “fuck ya face” tour until their van swerved off the side of the road when their drummer decided to punch the bassist in the neck while he was driving. worried that they weren’t going to make it to their show, they just fucking ate each other. it was to be their last tweet as well…

k-holes
Teh_Lich_kKing| South Beach, FL

@donnieFIVE bro, stop fuckin’ trying to eat me! it sucks! #zombies

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this newport, rhode island band were known for their aerial acrobatics and pyrotechnics during their live shows. though, not as heavy or brutal as the bands mentioned in this blog, they dressed as if they were. heavily influenced by the game mortal kombat, each band member named themselves after the characters by taking on the likeness of subzero on vocals/guitar, johnny cage on drums and goro on bass. fourth member bradley montgomery gilbert(guitar) was not a fan of the game and preferred to play strategy role playing games instead, chose to stick with his birth name.

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swedish hardcore has always held a place in my heart. that and the cardigans. these guys blend grindcore with a dash of pizzicato beats and satanic hymns all while looking like the mighty mighty bosstones. there was this one time they played this shitty venue called club europa in brooklyn back in 2006 and the singer thought it would be brütal to piss on the stage as the crowd was getting really fucking into it. he died. his piss short circuited their guitarist’s BOSS METAL ZONE and fried his meatballs when he was two stepping too hard. the band played on. they thought he was just pussying out.

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